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Ratings System: 1-4 with 1 being the lowest and 4 the highest

Archives of Movies on Video
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Critics Choice for the Top Movies of the 20th Century
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Movies are listed by date of review starting with the most recent at the top.

Due to Illness of the Editior this Section has fallen behind, we are attemting to catch up.

Oceans 11
PG-13 ... 1-1/2
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Vanilla Sky
R ... 1
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Spy Game
R ... 3
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The Heist
R ... 3
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Life as a House
R ... 3
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The One
PG-13 ...1-1/2
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Jurassic Park III
PG-13 ... 3
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Planet of the Apes
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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Pearl Harbor
PG-13 ... 3
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The Score
R ... 2
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Rush Hour 2
PG13 ... 1-1/2
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence
PG-13 ... 2
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Laura Croft: Tomb Radier
PG-13 ... 2
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Swordfish
R ... 2
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DR2 (Doctor Doolittle 2)
PG ...1
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The Animal
PG-13 ... 2
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Bridget Jones's Diary
R ... 3
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The Tailor of Panama
R ... 3
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Driven
PG-13 ... 1-1/2
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The Mummy Returns
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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A Knights Tale
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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TomCats
R ... 1
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Blow
R ... 2-1/2
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Enemy at the Gates
R ... 3
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Heartbreakers
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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Road to Redemption
PG ... 2-1/2
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The Mexican
R ... 2
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Recess: School's Out
G ... 2
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3000 Miles to Graceland
R ... 2
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Traffic
R ... 3
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The Pledge
R ... 3
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The Wedding Planner
PG-13 ... 2
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Valentine
R ... 1-1/2
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Hannibal
R ... 3
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Thirteen Days
PG-13 ... 3
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A Family Man
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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Quills
R ... 2-1/2
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Thirteen Days
PG-13 ... 3
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Mercy Streets Recommended Viewing
PG-13 ... 3
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102 Dalmations
G ... 2
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What Women Want
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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The Vertical Limit
PG-13 ... 3
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Into the Arms of Starngers
PG ...3-1/22
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Men of Honor
R ... 3
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Little Nicky
PG-13 ... 1
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Red Planet
PG-13 ... 2
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The 6th Day
PG-13 ... 2
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Charlie's Angels
PG-13 ... 2
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Book of Shadows Blair Witch Project 2
R ... 1
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Bedazzled
PG-13 ... 1-1/2
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Pay it Forward
PG-13 ... 3
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Lost Souls
R ... 2
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The Exorcist
re-release
R ... 3-1/2
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The Little Vampire
R ... 1-1/2
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Lucky Numbers
R ... 1-1/2
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Goya in Bordeaux
R ... 2-1/2
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Luminous Motion
R ... 1-1/2
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The Contender
R ... 1-1/2
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Luminarias
R ... 2
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Get Carter
R ... 1-1/2
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Meet the Parents
PG-13... 3
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Shower
PG-13 ... 3
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Love and Sex
R ... 2-1/2
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The Exorcist
R ... 1
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Remember the Titans
R ... 2-1/2
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Almost Famous
R ... 2-1/2
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An Affair of Love
R ... 2
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Urban Legends
R ... 1
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Woman On Top
R ... 2
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Duet
R ... 2
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Bait
R ... 1-1/2
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The Interview
R ... 3
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Committed
R ... 1-1/2
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Nurse Betty
R ... 2-1/2
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Five Senses
R ... 2-1/2
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The Watcher
R ... 1-1/2
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Highlander End Game
R ... 1
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Godzilla2000
PG ... 2
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The Crew
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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Art of War
R ... 2
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The Life and Times of Hank Greenberg
NR ... 3-1/2
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Bless the child
R ... 3-1/2
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Butterfly
PG-13 ... 3
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The Cell
R ... 1-1/2
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Space Cowboys
PG-13 ... 3
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The Patriot
R ... 2
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Coyote Ugly
PG-13 ...1-1/2
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Hollow Man
R ... 1-1/2
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The Replacements
PG-13 ... 3
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Rocky and Bullwinkle
PG ... 2-1/2
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The Perfect Storm
PG-13 ... 3
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Me, Myself and Irene
R ... 1/2
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Chicken Run
G ... 3-1/2
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Thomas and the Magic Railroad
G ... 3
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What Lies Beneath
PG-13 ... 2
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Nutty Professor II The Klumps
PG-13 ...1-1/2
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Dinosaur
PG ... 2-1/2
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Titan A.E.
PG ... 2
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Sunshine
R ... 3
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Shaft 2
R ... 2
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Shanghai Noon
PG-13 ... 2
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Big Momma's House
PG-13 ... 1
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Gone in 60 Seconds
PG-13 ... 2
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Mission Impossible 2
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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The Basket
PG ... 2-1/2
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Battlefield Earth
PG-13 ... 1/2
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I Dreamed of Africa
PG-13 ... 2
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Gladiator
R ... 3
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Where the Heart Is
PG-13 ... 2
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Frequency
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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Keeping the Faith
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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U-571
R ... 2
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GET CARTER 1 1/2  

Rated R

Website: www.getcartermovie.com

Michael Caine breathed life into the character of Jack Carter in the 1971 film of "Get Carter." In the film, he was a Newcastle thug who went about avenging the death of his brother. In the 2000 remake, Sylvester Stallone ("CopLand") takes the role of Jack Carter, while Michael Caine is in the film as the owner of a club. The 1971 film was directed by George Armitage, and this time around, Stephen Kay ("The Last Time I Committed Suicide") is at the helm. The original novel was "Jack’s Return Home" by Ted Lewis.

The story has Jack living in Las Vegas and leaving town in a hurry when he hears of his brother’s death in Seattle. While there, Jack reconnects with his sister-in-law (Miranda Richardson from "Sleepy Hollow") and his niece (Rachel Leigh Cook from "She’s All That"). The women aren’t happy to see Jack. Where has he been all these years when they needed help? The longer Jack stays in Seattle, the more he believes his brother was murdered.  How to go about proving it? The suspects include Alan Cumming ("Eyes Wide Shut") as a wily millionaire, Mickey Rourke ("The Rainmaker") as an evil gangster, Rhona Mitra ("The Hollow Man") as a more-than-close friend of the deceased brother, and Johnny Strong ("The Glimmer Man") as another criminal-type. Oh, yes, and there is Gretchen Mol ("Rounders") as a love interest for Jack.

"Get Carter" comes under the heading of "why did it have to be remade?" Once-a-classic-always-a-classic doesn’t seem to cover it anymore. Sylvester Stallone, complete with goatee, still doesn’t have the rawness Michael Caine had in the Seventies. Newcastle was a grit town and the film showed that.  Now, Seattle is shown as wet, wet and wet. The atmosphere just isn’t right.  It’s like having Jim Carrey do the Humphrey Bogart role in "The Maltese Falcon" and setting it in Johannesburg. There are car chases, even an inventive one involving Christmas trees. There are beatings—with Mickey Rourke, no less, and attempts at bonding—Jack and his niece. Yet, all the while you keep longing for Newcastle. Sigh. Stallone is adequate in the role, and the rest of the cast doesn’t have that much to do. 

Be aware of violence, profanity, sexual scenes and drugs.

Copyright 2000 Marie Asner