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Archives of Movies on Video
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Critics Choice for the Top Movies of the 20th Century
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Movies are listed by date of review starting with the most recent at the top.

Due to Illness of the Editior this Section has fallen behind, we are attemting to catch up.

Oceans 11
PG-13 ... 1-1/2
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Vanilla Sky
R ... 1
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Spy Game
R ... 3
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The Heist
R ... 3
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Life as a House
R ... 3
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The One
PG-13 ...1-1/2
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Jurassic Park III
PG-13 ... 3
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Planet of the Apes
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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Pearl Harbor
PG-13 ... 3
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The Score
R ... 2
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Rush Hour 2
PG13 ... 1-1/2
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence
PG-13 ... 2
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Laura Croft: Tomb Radier
PG-13 ... 2
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Swordfish
R ... 2
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DR2 (Doctor Doolittle 2)
PG ...1
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The Animal
PG-13 ... 2
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Bridget Jones's Diary
R ... 3
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The Tailor of Panama
R ... 3
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Driven
PG-13 ... 1-1/2
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The Mummy Returns
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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A Knights Tale
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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TomCats
R ... 1
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Blow
R ... 2-1/2
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Enemy at the Gates
R ... 3
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Heartbreakers
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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Road to Redemption
PG ... 2-1/2
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The Mexican
R ... 2
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Recess: School's Out
G ... 2
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3000 Miles to Graceland
R ... 2
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Traffic
R ... 3
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The Pledge
R ... 3
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The Wedding Planner
PG-13 ... 2
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Valentine
R ... 1-1/2
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Hannibal
R ... 3
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Thirteen Days
PG-13 ... 3
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A Family Man
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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Quills
R ... 2-1/2
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Thirteen Days
PG-13 ... 3
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Mercy Streets Recommended Viewing
PG-13 ... 3
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102 Dalmations
G ... 2
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What Women Want
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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The Vertical Limit
PG-13 ... 3
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Into the Arms of Starngers
PG ...3-1/22
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Men of Honor
R ... 3
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Little Nicky
PG-13 ... 1
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Red Planet
PG-13 ... 2
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The 6th Day
PG-13 ... 2
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Charlie's Angels
PG-13 ... 2
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Book of Shadows Blair Witch Project 2
R ... 1
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Bedazzled
PG-13 ... 1-1/2
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Pay it Forward
PG-13 ... 3
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Lost Souls
R ... 2
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The Exorcist
re-release
R ... 3-1/2
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The Little Vampire
R ... 1-1/2
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Lucky Numbers
R ... 1-1/2
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Goya in Bordeaux
R ... 2-1/2
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Luminous Motion
R ... 1-1/2
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The Contender
R ... 1-1/2
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Luminarias
R ... 2
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Get Carter
R ... 1-1/2
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Meet the Parents
PG-13... 3
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Shower
PG-13 ... 3
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Love and Sex
R ... 2-1/2
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The Exorcist
R ... 1
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Remember the Titans
R ... 2-1/2
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Almost Famous
R ... 2-1/2
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An Affair of Love
R ... 2
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Urban Legends
R ... 1
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Woman On Top
R ... 2
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Duet
R ... 2
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Bait
R ... 1-1/2
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The Interview
R ... 3
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Committed
R ... 1-1/2
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Nurse Betty
R ... 2-1/2
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Five Senses
R ... 2-1/2
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The Watcher
R ... 1-1/2
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Highlander End Game
R ... 1
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Godzilla2000
PG ... 2
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The Crew
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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Art of War
R ... 2
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The Life and Times of Hank Greenberg
NR ... 3-1/2
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Bless the child
R ... 3-1/2
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Butterfly
PG-13 ... 3
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The Cell
R ... 1-1/2
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Space Cowboys
PG-13 ... 3
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The Patriot
R ... 2
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Coyote Ugly
PG-13 ...1-1/2
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Hollow Man
R ... 1-1/2
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The Replacements
PG-13 ... 3
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Rocky and Bullwinkle
PG ... 2-1/2
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The Perfect Storm
PG-13 ... 3
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Me, Myself and Irene
R ... 1/2
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Chicken Run
G ... 3-1/2
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Thomas and the Magic Railroad
G ... 3
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What Lies Beneath
PG-13 ... 2
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Nutty Professor II The Klumps
PG-13 ...1-1/2
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Dinosaur
PG ... 2-1/2
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Titan A.E.
PG ... 2
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Sunshine
R ... 3
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Shaft 2
R ... 2
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Shanghai Noon
PG-13 ... 2
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Big Momma's House
PG-13 ... 1
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Gone in 60 Seconds
PG-13 ... 2
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Mission Impossible 2
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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The Basket
PG ... 2-1/2
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Battlefield Earth
PG-13 ... 1/2
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I Dreamed of Africa
PG-13 ... 2
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Gladiator
R ... 3
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Where the Heart Is
PG-13 ... 2
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Frequency
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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Keeping the Faith
PG-13 ... 2-1/2
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U-571
R ... 2
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WOMEN ON TOP            2
    Rated R

Website:    www.womanontopmovie.com

    "Woman on Top" has a double meaning in this film written by Brazilian
writer Vera Blasi.  It is deemed a fairy tale on love, cooking and control.
Director Fina Torres ("Oriana") allows the camera to dwell on the star,
Penelope Cruz ("All About My Mother") to the extent that other actors are
almost ciphers.  I say, "almost," but Harold Perrineau, Jr. ("The Best Man")
steals every scene he is in.   The soundtrack by Luis Bacalov (he won an
Academy Award for the music to the Italian film  "The Postman") is also
dazzling. 

    "Woman on Top" has Cruz as Isabella Oliveira, married to Toninho
(Brazilian actor Murilo Benicio).  They own a restaurant and Isabella's
cooking makes the enterprise a success.  However, Isabella has problems. 
First of all, she is prone to motion sickness so never rides an elevator, has
to drive a car herself, and in bed, wants the top position.  Toninho takes it
all in stride, but when he flirts with the customers, Isabella decides to
take a break from the marriage and find herself.  Her cooking skills are top
notch, so why not try them elsewhere, such as San Francisco?  Enter
Isabella's good friend, the transvestite Monica (Perrineau).  They were
childhood friends.  Monica helps Isabella get a job and soon Isabella finds
herself not only with a top-rated cooking show, but also with a potential
boyfriend (Mark Feurerstein from "Rules of Engagement.")  Toninho discovers
where Isabella is and comes to bring her home, but not without resistance. 
What to do?  

    Penelope Cruz is a well-known actress, having won the 1999 Spanish Goya
Award for her role in "The Girl of Your Dreams," and she is quite good as
Isabella, who is seeking her own place in life.   Cruz is in the shadows,
though, when on the screen with Perrineau who attacks the role of Monica with
relish.  This "Monica," has a comment for everything and acts like a one-man
Greek chorus.  Others in the cast you would recognize are John De Lancie ("Q"
on television's "Star Trek: Next Generation") and Anne Ramsay.  Photography
is colorful and reminiscent of a 1940's Technicolor "B" picture set on the
Coast.   The colors hit you in the face.  This comedy is about sex and there
are innuendos galore.  Isabella sniffing a chili pepper or walking down the
street with every man within a mile radius following her is part of the fairy
tale.  We are to believe the last part of the film is in San Francisco? 
Still looks like Brazil to me.  There are parts of the story concerning
praying to a sea goddess that are part of religious beliefs in the Bahia
coastal area of Brazil.   You may have trouble understanding Brazilian
accents.  One nice thing about the film is that for families who exist on
fast food, a look at how a real cook prepares food can be a wonderful
experience.
   
Be aware of profanity, goddess worship and sexual situations.

            Copyright 2000 Marie Asner